Chic in China

 

How much longer do we have to wait for take-off? That is the second time they said it would be a 30 minute delay. Good thing I don't have a connecting flight, otherwise I would be really freaking out by now. At least I have my own TV, might as well check out a movie while we wait. Hmm, let’s see newly released, sounds promising... Oh, "Beyond the Lights", I haven’t seen that one.

 

 

Finally! Taking off. Seriously, we have been on the ground for 2 hours… Ugh, I hate this part so much… Why does that guy have his phone out?? Dude, put it away, is this your first time on a plane or something? You want us all to die?

 

 

Ok, here we go… oh God, oh God… what was that sound? Is it supposed to sound like that? Ahh, why does it feel like we are losing altitude?!

 

 

Finally, we are not climbing anymore. I wonder when we get our food, I’m pretty hungry. Hope it is something eatable for once. Wonder what the people in first class gets..? Probably something fancy like lobster or stake, definitely champagne. Man, I could go for a glass of champagne right now, or a whole bottle, that would calm me for sure.

 

 

Oh God, what was that…“some light turbulence” are you kidding me? Then what the hell is “severe turbulence”…? No, I don't want to know. Oh God, oh God, can people tell I am freaking out? Ok, breathe just breathe… I really don't want this to be one of those planes that just disappears... no no, don't think about that. Think about something else….damn it, I can’t come up with anything! Oh, it finally stopped, thank God.

 

 

Yey, my food is here. Oh, and that is a really hot stewardess... Are guys also called stewardess..? The same like calling a guy a nurse..? Hmm, wonder if they have their own title, like “steward-dude”. Oh well, I’ll just call him plane-hunk.  

 

 

I really got to pee now, shouldn't have had those two cups of coffee. This is the worst thing about sitting at the window, how am I supposed to get to the bathroom when the guy next to me is sleeping and the other guy is still eating his food? Damn it! I’ll just have to hold it…

 

 

Oh, we are already starting to descend…that was fast. This guy again. What is is with him and his phone?? What was that? I swear, if his phone did something to fuck up this plane I’ll make sure that he is the first one we eat when we crash-land in the mountains. Oh, its just the wheels. Well, you got lucky this time dude…

 

 

 

Yes, we made it, safe and sound on the ground. I should text people to let them know I am ok. “Just landed. Crazy plane ride. Thought I would die. Random guy wouldn't stop using his phone. Figured we should eat him first.”

 

 

Well, time to find a toilet like ASAP.